The Return

I logged in to see how many people have looked at this blog and there has been a high amount of traffic for some fucking reason. I am pleased to admit that maybe I should devote 30 minutes a week to writing a blog post of shit I would like to say in the wrong. Let's start with today's top headlines. Clipper owner Sterling side chick is apparently a man. She obviously looks like she have under gone 20 operations to look like a woman and didn't get her money's worth in Bangkok. This dude is a fucking billionaire. I am almost positive he could buy nicer tail than that. SIDE CHICKS ruin lives. people. So do wives.

The Return

I return quit often. I once used this blog as a way to express the random shyt I wanted to say to the world and now I think that I have arrived at that point again. It is time to commence my douche- baggery once again. 

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Public Phone Talkers

Oh..... Simply put.....shoot the fuck up. Especially in the airport.

Damn you rolling bags

It hits you literally. Someone just walked pass you and hits you with one of those rolling bags. Un...fuxking...believable. I have started a campaign against these bags of rudeness. Kick the shit out of them.

my morning struggle

Sometimes I struggle in the morning (disclaimer: only on the weekends when drinking is socially acceptable in the morning) on whether to have the mimosa (yes I drink those don't judge me), the bloody Mary, or the motherf*cking beer. All have contributed to good times in my life. I am sure that many of you would share the same sentiments. Well today I just popped a bottle of Champagne and I don't have any orange juice, which means the following could very well happen:

1. I will continue my morning drinking. well this would happen regardless.

2. I will break into a local pharmaceutical plant and try to discover to the cure for aging. Seriously, I would be in there mixing sh*t and running test on the all white mice. The only difference is I will not get paid to do that sh*t.

3. Get inspired to help a nations of people. I am not familiar with too many 3rd world countries in this world. By me being American, its embedded in my DNA not to give a f*ck, but nonetheless stop Kony. Boom that just happened.

4.Find a supermodel that's paid and get her preggers. I am not afraid to admit that I want to get a super model preggers. I want see first hand how she would get back down to modeling size. that ish always amazes me. Prime example Cindy Crawford.

-Uncle Booze (the boozeman 2nd cometh)

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These butts are a no go

Women if you are going to wear tights please hit the gym first. You are doing yourself a disservice. My eyes can only take so much.

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