As a child, I thought that Homey the Clown was an American Hero; way better than self proclaimed war hero John "I am older than the Earth" McCain. Homey the clown did not play that; so as a child, I took up the same philosophy. When kids attempted to trade me their tuna sandwich for my pizza Lunchable, I would just hit them upside the head with my lunch tray. When the Arab at the corner store tried to cheat me out of my change, I got out my Swiss Army knife and told the terrorist to give me my f*cking change. I meant that in the best political way possible. So with that being said, here is a much needed tribute to Homey the Clown.
-Uncle Booze
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