morning train ride #??

Everytime I catch the train to work, there are numerous of things that are simply either annoying and just plain weird. This morning was the worst. Some cunt got on the train and decided to invade my personal space by sitting next to me. Okay I know I don't own the seat next to me, but there were plenty of other people to sit next to.

As I was reading an article on my phone, I felt this individual joining in in my iPhone screen. Let's be serious about the situation. The phone's screen is like small as shyt. Which means this person had the nerves to lean in and break rule #178 in my handbook on "don't be a cunt your whole life".

I kindly put out my arm and said."seriously." The individual looked at me as if I had done something wrong. Afterwards, my ears were curshed by the sheer utterness of this person's cell phone conversation. I really think there should be A ban on the use of phones in public places like the train. I could give two failed Hollywood actors working at Starbucks about your dinner plans, what your spawn of Satan did last night, or if you are completely unhappy with your life because you have made bad choices like not being abandoned as a child (I know this really isn't one, but I think is was one of the many problems this person had). That is for you and your loved ones to hear. Not some pompous prick such as myself who wouldn't think twice to help you in your time of need.

-Uncle Booze

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Beggers on the Train

I'm reading my book, the good book of truth," I Drink for A Reason". And then a homeless women gets on the train. What does this bottom feeder want, money. This person has the audacity to ruin my morning reading to ask for money.

She gave the tradition 10 minute routine about being hungry, when we all know the truth. She wants to buy drugs. At least that's what I think.

I think these people need to be honest with themsleves. Seriously, you have already made bad choices in your life, now you are asking for complete strangers to help support those decisions? I refuse to support such antics.

I think that all the homeless should be forced to undergo some life changing program sponsored by Bill Gates to teach them how to fish. Their current condition is a result of behavioral flaws that needs to be broken.

I think Bill Gates has the answer. The homeless should bother him protest style. Everyday they camp out on his lawn until he writes a check for "I Stopped the Homeless from Begging."

-Uncle Booze

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Hung Over

Currently, I am hung over. I do not know right from left. Yet along tray to deal with that challenges Of dealing with irrational self loathing individuals today.

I didn't exactly get in the house until like 5am as I ravished the fridge eating almost anything that had an okay expiration date. 3 hours later I am on the train tryin to get to work listening to the conductor talk to us about unnecessary things. Such as " it's a good day to be on your way to work."

Really? I would rather be at home drinking Guinness and researching the answers to the universe questions. However, that does not seem to be the case.

I wonder if this douchbag really thought about the concept of working. Not only working, but working for someone else. The whole notion of our prized capitalist society. I wonder......

-Uncle Booze

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