Saturday, December 22, 2012
Sunday, November 11, 2012
Sunday, September 9, 2012
Damn you rolling bags
It hits you literally. Someone just walked pass you and hits you with one of those rolling bags. Un...fuxking...believable. I have started a campaign against these bags of rudeness. Kick the shit out of them.
Sunday, March 25, 2012
my morning struggle
Sometimes I struggle in the morning (disclaimer: only on the weekends when drinking is socially acceptable in the morning) on whether to have the mimosa (yes I drink those don't judge me), the bloody Mary, or the motherf*cking beer. All have contributed to good times in my life. I am sure that many of you would share the same sentiments. Well today I just popped a bottle of Champagne and I don't have any orange juice, which means the following could very well happen:
1. I will continue my morning drinking. well this would happen regardless.
2. I will break into a local pharmaceutical plant and try to discover to the cure for aging. Seriously, I would be in there mixing sh*t and running test on the all white mice. The only difference is I will not get paid to do that sh*t.
3. Get inspired to help a nations of people. I am not familiar with too many 3rd world countries in this world. By me being American, its embedded in my DNA not to give a f*ck, but nonetheless stop Kony. Boom that just happened.
4.Find a supermodel that's paid and get her preggers. I am not afraid to admit that I want to get a super model preggers. I want see first hand how she would get back down to modeling size. that ish always amazes me. Prime example Cindy Crawford.
-Uncle Booze (the boozeman 2nd cometh)
1. I will continue my morning drinking. well this would happen regardless.
2. I will break into a local pharmaceutical plant and try to discover to the cure for aging. Seriously, I would be in there mixing sh*t and running test on the all white mice. The only difference is I will not get paid to do that sh*t.
3. Get inspired to help a nations of people. I am not familiar with too many 3rd world countries in this world. By me being American, its embedded in my DNA not to give a f*ck, but nonetheless stop Kony. Boom that just happened.
4.Find a supermodel that's paid and get her preggers. I am not afraid to admit that I want to get a super model preggers. I want see first hand how she would get back down to modeling size. that ish always amazes me. Prime example Cindy Crawford.
-Uncle Booze (the boozeman 2nd cometh)
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