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Friday, May 27, 2011
The Hangover
The preview of the Hangover II has inspired me to write again, as my life is just one giant comedy show. Just yesterday, I decided to get Thai food for dinner. To be more specific, I got pad thai, the national dish of Thailand. Don't ask me how I know these things, I just do. I told the waiter spicy, so she told the cook to make my food the national spiciness of hell. The entire time I was struggling to eat the food due to its intense level of spiciness and the lack of the waiter inability to consistently fill my cup with water. After I finally finish, she comes back and ask was the food spicy enough for me. I was lost for words. So to get even, I put this in the tip line, " DON'T BE A SMART ASS CUNT YOUR WHOLE LIFE." That didn't go over well. I got put out the establishment and made some stranger cry. Boozer 1 Dumb Ass Waiter 0.
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