Thursday, December 29, 2011

Shyt Im on Natural Caffiene

Today I woke up at 4am and could not go back to sleep. I thought about going on the book of faces or words with friends, but realized that people might think I was some freak of nature by using those apps at such an early time.

I ended up turning on the tube and watching cartoon network. Before I changed the channel there was an info commercial on about some special jeans for women. Apparently someone has designed jeans that make fat chicks waist smaller be several inches. In addition, it helps to shape their ass.

Amazing was my 1st thought, the reality hit. What if a large percentage of women used such tactics to hide what really resides behind those jeans. Have I been getting dupped for years?
I can see breast implants as they are natural beauty enhancers. But to actually deceive my with jeans that makes you look thinner is where I draw the line. I may not be as morally sound as some but this Shyt is not cool.

I will always question the fitness of women from now on.

Oh the horrors.

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