Sometimes I struggle in the morning (disclaimer: only on the weekends when drinking is socially acceptable in the morning) on whether to have the mimosa (yes I drink those don't judge me), the bloody Mary, or the motherf*cking beer. All have contributed to good times in my life. I am sure that many of you would share the same sentiments. Well today I just popped a bottle of Champagne and I don't have any orange juice, which means the following could very well happen:
1. I will continue my morning drinking. well this would happen regardless.
2. I will break into a local pharmaceutical plant and try to discover to the cure for aging. Seriously, I would be in there mixing sh*t and running test on the all white mice. The only difference is I will not get paid to do that sh*t.
3. Get inspired to help a nations of people. I am not familiar with too many 3rd world countries in this world. By me being American, its embedded in my DNA not to give a f*ck, but nonetheless stop Kony. Boom that just happened.
4.Find a supermodel that's paid and get her preggers. I am not afraid to admit that I want to get a super model preggers. I want see first hand how she would get back down to modeling size. that ish always amazes me. Prime example Cindy Crawford.
-Uncle Booze (the boozeman 2nd cometh)
1. I will continue my morning drinking. well this would happen regardless.
2. I will break into a local pharmaceutical plant and try to discover to the cure for aging. Seriously, I would be in there mixing sh*t and running test on the all white mice. The only difference is I will not get paid to do that sh*t.
3. Get inspired to help a nations of people. I am not familiar with too many 3rd world countries in this world. By me being American, its embedded in my DNA not to give a f*ck, but nonetheless stop Kony. Boom that just happened.
4.Find a supermodel that's paid and get her preggers. I am not afraid to admit that I want to get a super model preggers. I want see first hand how she would get back down to modeling size. that ish always amazes me. Prime example Cindy Crawford.
-Uncle Booze (the boozeman 2nd cometh)
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