Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Beggers on the Train

I'm reading my book, the good book of truth," I Drink for A Reason". And then a homeless women gets on the train. What does this bottom feeder want, money. This person has the audacity to ruin my morning reading to ask for money.

She gave the tradition 10 minute routine about being hungry, when we all know the truth. She wants to buy drugs. At least that's what I think.

I think these people need to be honest with themsleves. Seriously, you have already made bad choices in your life, now you are asking for complete strangers to help support those decisions? I refuse to support such antics.

I think that all the homeless should be forced to undergo some life changing program sponsored by Bill Gates to teach them how to fish. Their current condition is a result of behavioral flaws that needs to be broken.

I think Bill Gates has the answer. The homeless should bother him protest style. Everyday they camp out on his lawn until he writes a check for "I Stopped the Homeless from Begging."

-Uncle Booze

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