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Clarification - 40 (mobile)
Date: 2009-12-20, 8:49AM CST
Waiting to meet an African or African American man who is secure and clean ( DDD free as well as hygiene) partner for intimacy and dates, it would be nice if it leads to something more. I have been seperated for over 10 years and pending divorce. Its taken a while because I didn want to pay for it. Now I need to move on for business and financial reasons. I have had a couple very meaningful relationships but the end result was not permanent. I am very interested in having a commited relationship as I don’t have a problem with being loyal. But some people do and this is the type I want to avoid. If you need more than one woman to fulfill your desires then I am not for you. If you are not single/ separated /pending divorce or do not ultimately want a committed relationship then I am not for you. I don’t necessarily have to be the one you become committed to but at least be in a position to want to find out via dating and getting to know one another. I am in my early forties but I look to be in my mid thirties. I am full figured a size 18 to 20 depending on the style. I am an educated fair-skinned AA sister who enjoys a variety of music, culture and foods. I am very spiritual and give reverence to God and all he has created. I am very passionate and love to make love with the right person. I would prefer someone who is willing to be tested and someone who likes to give orally without being a baby if they don’t get it. That takes time for me because I am very picky and that is something I can only do once my feelings are involved. As you can tell I am really the marrying kind …if there is such a thing ...but that is something for you to decide. Make my day and hit me up! Would like to talk by phone this weekend and meet by next. Thanks for your time and interest.
PostingID: 1518253612- Location: mobile
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My Response:
"You have made my day. This is by far the funniest sh*t I have seen on here in a while. I always thought it was desperate for people to put themselves out on the internet like this, but you are classic. No dude wants to deal with a chick that has been pending divorce for 10 and have not completed it for financial reasons. This mean you are completely broke. This adds a completely new element, but its not a deal breaker. The deal breakers are:
- You are over 40. This means menopause is right around the corner. You know that crazy phase where women are more prone to have hot flashes and stuff.
- I am not the right person for you because I want more than 1 woman. Seriously, you are a size 18 to 20 (depending on the style). You are like 2 chicks in one. Get my drift?
- You refuse to give but prefer to receive. Don't be a c*nt you while life. Word from the wise.
- You talked about the almighty, then start talking about sinning.I may be a heathen at times, but you are the worst. I mean literally and figuratively the worst.
- AA-no words. Get a boob job. You are too big to be flat. Flat is whack in the words of Whitney Houston.
- You a picky. Next!!!!"
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