Everytime I catch the train to work, there are numerous of things that are simply either annoying and just plain weird. This morning was the worst. Some cunt got on the train and decided to invade my personal space by sitting next to me. Okay I know I don't own the seat next to me, but there were plenty of other people to sit next to.
As I was reading an article on my phone, I felt this individual joining in in my iPhone screen. Let's be serious about the situation. The phone's screen is like small as shyt. Which means this person had the nerves to lean in and break rule #178 in my handbook on "don't be a cunt your whole life".
I kindly put out my arm and said."seriously." The individual looked at me as if I had done something wrong. Afterwards, my ears were curshed by the sheer utterness of this person's cell phone conversation. I really think there should be A ban on the use of phones in public places like the train. I could give two failed Hollywood actors working at Starbucks about your dinner plans, what your spawn of Satan did last night, or if you are completely unhappy with your life because you have made bad choices like not being abandoned as a child (I know this really isn't one, but I think is was one of the many problems this person had). That is for you and your loved ones to hear. Not some pompous prick such as myself who wouldn't think twice to help you in your time of need.
-Uncle Booze
you can aquire the mindset of a serial killer on a public train ride. but there are fun things to do too. like hearing explicit hardcore rap whle pretending to be sleeping. always leaves the seat next to you empty. typing "fuck you cunt" in your phone while shes trying to take a peek and so on. of course you always lure youre calling friends in a conversation where you can talk degrading about the shit the bitch next to you likes the most, like fucking smelly parfum or her dress. its an animal transport so you better make the most out of it.
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you can aquire the mindset of a serial killer on a public train ride. but there are fun things to do too. like hearing explicit hardcore rap whle pretending to be sleeping. always leaves the seat next to you empty. typing "fuck you cunt" in your phone while shes trying to take a peek and so on. of course you always lure youre calling friends in a conversation where you can talk degrading about the shit the bitch next to you likes the most, like fucking smelly parfum or her dress. its an animal transport so you better make the most out of it.