Just my thoughts at work.

Today was a long day that consisted of my being a rat in the rat race. Nonetheless, I have to do the sh*t. However, I started to wonder what would I be doing if I didn't have this job or what would my co-workers be doing? I think we all think about this on a daily basis as you have the occasional uncomfortable water cooler talk only to find out that Sarah's brain dead child broke the lamp that have been on the family for over 10 years.

WHO GIVES A F*CK? Do you happen to know that the only reason I decided to use energy to talk to you is because this company pays me to. If I did not have that incentive, trust me I probably would have told you to f*ck off with the 1st 30 seconds of meeting you, if and only if, I discovered there was nothing you can do for me.

What really grinds my gears? Is the incompetent self righteous individuals that tend to hold you back from excelling, never gets shit done, and is always asking a favor. No SIR, I will not finish that report for you....I do not get paid two salaries. Granted no one has the heart to fire this individual. If I ever make it up the latter, this individual would be the first to get trimmed as a result of being dead weight.

Then there is the anal retentive prick who need to for lack of a better phrase, "Stop sucking Donkey Dick for humanity sake. If you follow up with your email via of phone call one minute after I recieve it, you coffee will have a special ingredient that consist of raw body fluids from the various outlets located on my body. I am a man of my word and have never opted out of taking the easy road out.

This is me everyday.

-Uncle Booze