i haven't Had a Drink in 24 Hrs

Well ladies and gentlemen. i haven't had an adult beverage in about 24 hours and the side effects are starting to f*ck with me. For instance right now, it took me like 5 times to write the last sentence. i am losing my edge. I do not think I am going to make it. I feel like a blind man that married Whoopi Goldberg and got corrective blind eye surgery. Then decided to rip his own eyes out.

-Uncle Booze