We all grew up wishing we could get as close to Laura Winslow as that creepy dude steve Urcle. Yeah She stole my heart at an early age, but today at 5am,I pounder what the f*ck happened to her. Years ago when I was like 10 or some sh*t like that, I would anticipate Family Matters coming on so I could see Laura Winslow. She was my "QUEEN TO BE" (in my Coming to America singing fat man voice). She had it all, cute, sassy, and famous. Where is she now?
Hell, I do not know. I am about to google that sh*t now. Verdict is. She did some cheesy get on the bus movie. Come to think about it, I saw like the 1st 20 minutes of the movie and wondered, who the f*ck is this hoodrat? It was none other then my Laura Winslow. Looking like a crack addict and meth user rolled in one. What a sad decline for a nice looking chick, As far as her other actress sh*t, she currently works as a fill in for some style channel show. To be completely honest, I do not know if that channel exist. I only watch the following channels: CNN, Comedy Central, MTV, and Cartoon Network. If you are not on one of those channels, I do not know know the f*ck you are!!!!
On another note, this chick is now "happily" married, if they have kids she will definitely be featured in my MILF post. One question, why the f*ck would you want to go and do that for? You still got some good years in you, I think. well you at least look like it. Laura Winslow,( I didn't bother to get her real name. Not worth the time.) to be completely honest, you surprised me. I thought that you would end up as some hooker of Rodeo drive, a pornstar like your little sister, or some drug addict like Britney Murphy. Nonetheless, you are none of those. Instead, you took the high road and did good for yourself. We need more self righteous chicks like you and Lark Voorhies. I couldn't find any dirt on either one of you.
I know there is something out there and I will not rest until I find the answer.
-Uncle Booze
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