Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Tales of Chivas the Return

The return of Chivas comes with a tale of a mistake that was almost made twice, one that should have never been made once. You see our dastardly protagonist had been a part of this story once before and had promised never to do it again. Chivas during his time in College lived in a few scum bag areas as well as some well established family venues. In one of these venues Chivas became involved with what at that time was the latest hot shit a Cougar. Well this Cougar was married with a child which led to issues that Chivas swore would never rear there head again. That's where the rule came in nothing serious with chicks with kids.

Years later Chivas allowed his old habits to almost bite him in the ass. After a night of drinking with some new friends, who introduced him to some of there friends. Of those friends two of them were attractive young females one named Janet and the other was Rachel.In terms of looks Rachel was banging right now, while Janet looked like she had potential if a few lbs were dropped. Chivas through I night of drinking and conversing he found out the reason for those extra lbs. Janet had recently had a child months ago in fact. Rachel on the other hand was child free, but was not giving Chivas the attention he thought he rightly deserved. He found out through flirting that Rachel and Janet had totally different taste in men. Chivas was Janet's type while Rachel would more than likely pass. Chivas being Chivas decided to take the bird in hand and bag up Janet.

Chivas was soon able to rap up the night by setting a date for next week with Janet giving her his number as to not be locked into anything. A strange thing happened though when Rachel came over to ask for directions to the nearest burger shack. Chivas rocking a GPS started to type it in until she stopped him, and whispered she was just using that as an excuse to talk to him. She said she was feeling Chivas and that she just didn't want Janet to know. So as she brushed his crotch and dropped her number on the seat it was on.

Chivas decided to keep it moving though as he had a huge day coming up on the morning. A week passed with light text flirting between Chivas and Janet, but nothing with Rachel. Date night finally arrived and Chivas decided that he couldn't break the rule and bang out a mom especially a new one. So through slight of hand and a silver tongue Chivas convinced Janet to break the date. Not only did he get her to break the date, but she also promised to lose some weight for the boy Chivas. Then Chivas set into motion his real plan with a quick call to Rachel. To no ones surprise she was on it and with a few drinks and a hot tub the deal was sealed. Another win for our boy Chivas in this game of life, one chick bagged and another tagged.

- S. Beamin
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