I love Italian food, but I love everyday Italian. More so the woman, she is my Sunday delight. Yes. I watch the food network every sunday morning before church just to lust over this Italian dish (metaphor for chick). The world might know her as Giada De Laurentiis, but I like to call her "Cook for Me and I will repay you later Woman." She is a fine little thing that will get it if I ever met her. On top of things, she can cook. I always work up an appetite after I get done fornicating.
Scenario....
Her, " Uncle Booze I am done cooking your chicken parmesan!"
Me, " Oh I cannot wait. Your are the best cook on the planet and you are extremely hot."
Her (chuckling), " Oh stop it. Just make sure you give me the best desert I have had this week." Me," Woman I have been preparing this dessert all day and you know how we Americans roll!"
Fast forward 5 minutes...
Her, "Uncle Booze you didn't eat your dinner and skipped straight to dessert."
Me, " Ladies first and the dinner is for when I work up an appetite. Now scream my name woman."
Her, " OH UNCLE BOOZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I know I should write a porn, but right now it is just not my cup of tea. She has been coined my M.I.L.F. of the week and I do not think anyone would disagree. Giada if you are reading this, email me and we can discuss what you need to do in order to make the above scenario a reality.
-Uncle Booze
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