Once upon a time in my youth, I went to Cancun for the third time with some of my friends to get trashed and jump up on some strange. Well, I got really drunk, as usual, for seven days and seven nights, but on the sixth day something special happened. I had my first bout with true evil. I’m talking the beast within came loose and struck out.
It all happened on a bus, as we moved to the next watering hole. A kindly old lady came and sat down behind. As usual, drunk me paid her no mind. This was until we made it to her stop; this is when the darkness inside me struck. For some reason, I looked down at my foot that was strewn in the aisle and couldn’t move it. My mind said move it; my heart said I should, but nothing happened. Then all of a sudden a voice came into my mind and said, "F*ck go ahead and trip her. DO IT!" I then watched as this old lady proceeded to catch her cane and foot on mine and tumble to the floor of the bus. I then swiftly retracted my leg and looked around in complete horror, as she screamed Spanish profanities at me.
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