Random Female Sender: Happy Father's Day.
Uncle Booze: You have the wrong person.
Random Female Sender: Alright then I guess I'll see you on Maury.
Uncle Booze: I don't do "guess" (not guest) appearances. Now please stop trying to embarrass yourself.
Random Female Sender: Naw, last time it was the wrong guys, but this time I know for sure it is you!!! Don't deny it!!!
Uncle Booze: WTF. Get a f*cking day job c*nt and stop turning tricks.
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