I hate the infamous awkward moment that happens when you have to be nice to the ugly chick in the group. She is the oddball that lacks my preferred physical attributes, swagger, and appears desperate. The whole time in the back of my mind I am thinking, "Damn, WTF happened to you? You look like two semi trucks ran over your face, then they voted to have the Daytona 500 on your face! Some life you live." However, when faced with these circumstances, I stand tall and simply ignore the ugly one. Why?
Yeah, most dude believes that you have to be nice to the ugly rat face chick to get to the good looking chicks in the group. Wrong on so many levels. Have you ever feed a stray animal? Once you feed them, they will always come to your door for more food. The ugly chick in a group will always come to you for attention once you give her a little. It does this in an attempt to mark its territory because it misread signs of you being nice. Not only do you have to juggle an ugly duckling following you around, but you have to continue being nice. Before you know it someone else has cashed in on the good looking chick you wanted and you are stuck with Whoopi Goldberg's little sister because you lacked the balls to say, " Piss Off." Some night, huh?
Listen.
The "ugly-chick-a-ramous" is an unique creature in this superficial world. It does not get the luxury of being treated nice based off looks, never gets the attention it thinks it deserves, and lives a life of severe clinical depression. When coming into contact with these creators, you must take extreme precaution not to alert its desperate attention seeking sense. Once activated, you have entered a point of no return. It would lock onto you like a hawk and attempt to pounce on its prey (you).....time after time. If you ever encounter one, ignore it and ignore it. It will get the point. Trust me.
-Uncle Booze
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