I decided to move my chick of the week column up this week, because Ashley Greene decided to get naked. Yeah that's how I roll if a chick I think is hot gets naked I get moving. If you don't know Ashley is in those Twilight movies which no man should ever watch. Somebody tricked my dad into renting it and as soon as he realized how pussy those vamps were he put that shit in the box and walked away. It was hilarious he called me pissed, because he thought it was going to be scary as fuck according to a nurse. He had settled in and everything and had his night ruined, enough of that here goes Ashley.
I always thought she was hot when she wasn't in that damn movie, they gave her the dodgest haircut I have ever seen on a hot chick. I mean you put a bowl on any chick and she is going to look like shit. My favorite picks of her are from the latest Nylon for guys. Seriously I love plaid and plaid with stockings is all I need to get going. 
I don't know what her relationship status is but I wish whoever is in there the best, because I'm coming hard and fast. Yeah I said that shit and I don't care what anyone has to say about it. If you are wondering if the nude pics are coming they are not. You ask why well the lawyers are already on the prowl threatening lawsuits, and I only fight the law when I'm right and at this point I would be wrong.
So even though I will never see the movies her and that dirty chick Kristin in a lesbo video with which ever red head is in the movie is what I'm looking for. Seriously a lesbians of Twilight porn would sell out quick and I don't even buy porn. And like that I'm out.
had to throw one more in shoot me!- S.Beamin
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