Seriously people what happened to Coney Island's finest, this kid came out of Georgia Tech with all the talent in the world, I mean he was a straight killer. You boy S Dot doesn't even roll with basketball like that, but even I was rollin with the Coney Island Killer. I couldn't believe it when he got picked up by the T Wolves to run the offense for my boy K.G.. I even went as far as too get the school boy middle of the head part like Steph.
He found a hot chick and married her, so i said good shit. Then my boy turned into Starbury which while being one of the biggest asshole monikers you can give yourself, was cool with me. I didn't care he forced a trade, but fuck it he was still a killer on the court. Even after a few years of bullshitting and his start waining we didn't care especially when he got moved to the Knicks.
The simple fact of the matter is when he went home he changed. And by changed I mean he sucked and sucked hard like the rest of the Knicks. The one good thing though was he put out those cheap ass kicks for the kids. I thought man he's on his way back to the days of wheeling and dealing, but was I wrong.
First dude went and tattooed that Starbury sign in the side of his head. Only one type of person should have a head tat and that's a fighter. If you don't kick as or get your ass kicked for a living people then a head tat is a no. Then he went and bought a plane. Yes in the fucked up times we live in he bout a plane, and then had the audacity to complain about the gas prices. That should be one of the fifty things you look into when you go out to buy a fucking plane. He then sat out most of the year and collected a check so I'm not going to hate.
We often forget, but this is a man who repped the United States i International play. Yeah United States across his chest for the entire world to see. You had to believe that he could come back he had to be redeemable. Right?
Then came the redemption in the form of the then World Champion Celtics. You thought it would all come together for the man. He was back with KG he was on a winning squad it looked good. They didn't win it all but the off season should have been cool for Steph. Then he started U Streaming, I let the crying go, I let the eating Vaseline go, I let the hobo conversation go and, even the weed smoking, but this shit is three steps too far.
Yes that is a grown man dancing to Barbie Girl. No grown man danced to that shit when it was a hit single, let alone 13 years later. The first question is where did you find that shit, on iTunes did you download that shit then sync it to your ipod. That's about 12 steps of gay right there, at no time did your manhood not say stop this bullshit right now. This fool then proceeded to get on something and dance. That shit right there is gay.That's it that shit is just Gay end of story, end of ball playing career. Put your Goddamn tongue back in your mouth shit.
- S. Beamin
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