I fucking Hate Commercials

Today was the last straw I fucking hate commercials, they serve no purpose in my life. Seriously nothing that has a commercial for it is ending up in my life. Do I buy food based on commercials no, Do I buy clothes based on commercials no, Do I buy my rides based on commercials once again a resounding no. Commercials are now just serving to simply piss me off for no reason what so ever. Weren't commercials supposed to make me feel better about purchases not worse about the world.

Earlier on the way to church a place we all know I need I heard the worst commercial ever. Seriously for 45 seconds I had to sit uncomfortably with my father as a man talked about his Penis pill. Seriously the man talked about how it would increase your Penis size and would help to make you better in bed. Dude was like it proven to make you last longer than ever and makes sure you can please your wife. I'm like wow this shit is awkward, but what made it worst was when it came back on with my Mother and Father in the truck. Thankfully my father cut it off half way through.

I also love these assholes who make these drug commercials. Why is dude running around the park and kayaking while he has herpes. If you have herpes "a.k.a the gift that keeps on giving" you stay in the house away from the rest of us who made correct decision with our dicks and pussies. Oh yeah and how does herpes over here get a partner, seriously either you are hiding that shit before the break out or about to surprise the shit out of someone. The shit is out of control people.

Yeah while we are talking about drug commercials lets get these Viagra, Levitra, and Cialis commercials out of the way. No one with a broken dick is that happy, and don't tell me they are happy because it got fixed. You still have a broken crank dude deep down inside you know you can't perform on your own. You are in every which way a dick cripple, and they don't give out good parking places for that shit.

There are only two types of good commercials the ones they don't show in America like this Sprite commercial. I like how it promotes Sprite, Blow jobs, and Interracial relationships all at the same time. It might be banned, fake, and all that other shit but I like where they are headed.

This is the only other type of commercial that is any good. Yeah Nike commercials be it Soccer, Basketball, Football, or Golf Nike kicks ass. Seriously when is the last time you saw a Nike commercial that sucked, I want you to name it and show me why it sucked. I don't think you can do it, because it's not possible.

Seriously people think about it TV should either be commercial free or only have Nike and banned European commercials on it. For now i'll stick with my two DVRs and extreme hatred for you dumb ass commercial makers.


You thought I would forget Lil Penny oh Hell Naw that's the greatest commercial ever.

- S. Beamin
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