Every man dreams of the day that he would run into the mythical sexy librarian. The librarian leaves everything to the imagination because she manages to have on clothes every time. When you think of the female librarian, you normally think the following:
- Geek
- huge glasses
-Quite
-"un-sexy" (I am allowed to make up words.)
The list can go on. I am here to tell you that those misconceptions must be stopped. There are librarians that would give you a run for your money. These mythical creatures have vivid personalities and voluptuous bodies that needs the traditional pipe laying on a regular basis. Do not be intimidated by her love for literature or Harry "Gay Balls" Potter, but embrace it. There are thousands of books that can help you become a sex-pert*. Trust me she knows where they are located because it her f*cking job.
Today, I give you my proof that the sexy librarian exist. (Note: If you have a hot girlfriend, you can purchase a librarian outfit from any local sex shop. I highly recommend it.)
-Uncle Booze
*sex-pert: an individual who is an expert at sex. For ladies, being a natural slut does not count.
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