Throwback Thursday: Fathers Be Good to Your Daughters

Damn this sh*t right here, this sh*t right here, is the culmination. Yes the culmination of all the things wrong with the youth of America today. I can't even explain what was going through my head after I saw this sh*t on Kanye's blog. It was so bad they took it off of the Tube Saturday, but I found it for you DJ hit 1:30 on the video for ya boy!

Strike one you three are dancing to one of the worst songs in the world, yeah "The World Craig". Do you know what "The Stanky Leg" is, it is simply your local dope fiend after that one good hit. Yeah you know when you see it, that leg starts to shake and they start to lean, that's the stanky leg in a nutshell. Watch this fiend in the rain, you are that fiend minus the rain!


Strike Two now you two young ladies in the shorts have some talent, but YOU young lady in the White you are something special. Do you know how special? I can see a pole in your future special, maybe even some clear heels with the strap, if you play your cards right special! The strap is important, because i've been hit with a improperly strapped clear heel by a stripper, not as fun as you might think. You know the next step is the butterfly ass tattoo, for real if as a father you can't stop the butterfly ass tatt you might as well pack it in. The game has been lossed sir, Team Whore 100 - You 0. And Yes they had a number on the video for bookings, I'm sure that includes Bachelor parties.


And finally for the K ball these young ladies' third strike this sh*t is on YOUTUBE! Kanye's blogger found it, then gave it to Ye, who then gave it to me, and now i'm giving it to you. This shit can haunt you forever especially since you look 16, luckily as we decided during strike two y'all are headed straight to the titter. You can't have booty do solo on a real resume, what type resume is that? Same goes for those buck ass naked ho pictures I know you have on your Myspace. Seriously somewhere out there are three fathers or maybe the same father for all three girls, who is saying they must be stopped, something must be done. You know what must be done, rope them chicks in! To close fathers be good to daughters, word to John Mayer.

You remember when the butterfly used to be a thing of beauty, come on my people!!

- S. Beamin
(The views in this post are expressly those of S. Beamin)