This summer has been filled with dispair, partying, and nights I can't remember as I anticipated the arrival of the best show on television..... Entourage. Last season, Vinny and the boys were going through tough times, but this season gives viewers a new hope. The episode started with the infamous team (Vince, "E" , Turtle, and Drama) at the "frat house" and viewers soon discover that "E" was about to tell a "bustdown" he loved her. Completely goes against gentlemen's rule "E". Not only does "E" almost commit a cardinal sin, this motherf*cker is still whipped by his super hot ex-girlfriend, Sloan. In my opinion, it is cool to keep those around just in case you need a quickie, but never ever ever jump every time they call; the trick simply ain't worth it. Hence, you guys are no longer together. The writers redeem"E's" reputation by letting viewers know he has banged a plethora of chicks (Shout out to "E" for this one), which cancels out him being whipped by the ex-girlfriend.
My favorite TV character of all time, Ari Gold (below), steals the spot light by telling his female business partner to suck it classic Ari style. The botox infected "cankle" b*tch (she does not have ankles) deserved it by not having faith in the man for hiring an old friend. Well handled Ari. It is a good feeling to know that Ari is still up to his same tyrant outrageous comments that fuel the comedy of this well thought out show. Ari then insults Lloyd (after he threatens to quit to work for his father if Ari does not give him a promotion). Ari replies, "Have fun at the dry cleaners." I waited for the very moment Ari would make an insensitive ethnicity comment towards Lloyd. Now my summer is complete. Once again, thank you Ari Gold for all the laughs. I still remember when you asked the Mexican valet guy at your old agency to get your f*cking car por favor because half of Mexico is eating off your pesos. It talks a true @sshole to do what you do and I hope to one day surpass your place in the @sshole Hall of Fame.
Our boy Vince is growing up. He has decided to get his f*cking drivers lincense. My guess is to bang chicks in his ride, which he did later in the episode. While taking the driving test, he hit several cones, and still managed to get his license....... one word Gangsta. The other Chase brother, Drama has not changed; he is still soaking in his TV show glory and adding nothing but pure comedy to the show.
Turtle definitely has all the swag. This dude is banging the hottest chick on the show. Who would have thought that Turtle would have found a chick that enjoyed getting high all the time and might I mention any dude in the world would want to bang her, including Panzy Lloyd. Turtle, I truly commend you on this one. Don't f*ck that sh*t up. Trust me you will regret it. I once had one of those type of chicks and tried to f*ck her sister. I later ended up on the blacklist for all the females in that particular family. The "f*cking Kardashians" have like some sisterhood code. Who knew?
Ladies and Gentlemen, this season of Entourage looks promising. Vince is on the brink of gaining his status as one of the best in hollywood, Turtle has truly gained swagger, and Ari has continued to give viewers the best insults known to man. HBO you have done a good thing by bringing back this show for another season.
-Uncle Booze
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