So being the guy I am I decided that I should give this Drake video for The Best I Ever Had, some time to sink in. People by now know i'm a Drake/ Wheel Chair Jimmy fan since back in the Degrassi days so sue me. The first time I saw the video I thought well that's nice, everyone likes waking up in the morning to a montage of tits. In my eyes a montage of tits mixed with female stretching is always a win win. We all know it always even better when you top it off with some Rosa Acosta.
But then I got this text message from my little brother "Best I Ever Had music video... is a joke." I couldn't understand it what was I missing, I thought there is no way that S. Beamin is this dislocated from the rest of the world. I was wrong it seemed as every where I went people talked about how they expected more and how Kanye could have personally set Drake up for the Fail!
This is when I knew everyone else in the world was a dumb ass and I was still the smartest guy in the room. Seriously has everyone forgot who Kanye West is, this is the man who admits to carrying around a duffel bag of porn on trips. This is the man who had a party where the models got to pick whether to wear tops or bottoms, the man just came on stage the other night with three topless chicks. I'm using a safe picture, because some of yall are pussies.
I don't know what you people expected, but you got what you were supposed to get. Seriously did you expect an existential short film on the romantic stylings of Drake directed by Kanye with sweeping camera movements and world class cinematography. No you expected hot chicks running around with the Tits and Ass out like the Workout Plan video. You should be happy you got that wonderful speech on D, which could only help soften the blow of that Emilio Estevez Mighty Ducks Shit.
Oh and side note those chicks should never speak again it was straight failure as soon as they opened their mouths. Seriously though people shut the fuck up watch the tits and enjoy your day.
- S. Beamin
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