Cutoff Everywhere

I decided today to try to list all the places I have either been kicked out of or cutoff at because of alcohol. The list is long, varied and for the most part quite colorful so for your benefit I’ll break down a few of my favorites.
The first and one of my favorites is being kicked out of the Aerodrome, the Aerodrome is a local hockey rink where I have on many occasion taken part in endless kegs in the upstairs party room. Well this night me and my boy JP went to see our friend Pavel play a game before we went back to his house to throw a party. Well we couldn’t just go watch a hockey game we had to get drunk, but running low on time we each grabbed a thirty of Stones and headed out. The entrance and the game went swimmingly except for me taunting Pavel and pissing him off to the point where he shot a puck at me in the stands. We drank through the game and as we left we went to see Pavel and our friend Jimmy come off the ice. Having beer we thought passing them out would only be the right thing to do. This pissed off the owner as she had just noticed our actions and giving what may have been underage kids beer did not put us in the best light. We were quickly kicked out and told we should think again before we come back acting in such a fashion. Well fuck that I was back their drinking a few weeks later.
One of my favorite getting cutoff stories happened at a Casino. A fucking casino people a place where they give you drinks so that you fucking lose more money. Now I could see if we got cutoff for simply scamming drinks, but no we got cutoff while playing. I don’t know how it happened, but we think it was because they asked us to stop cursing and we then proceeded to tell them to fuck off. We all ran in different directions trying to get drinks, but the casino was too well organized. We hadn’t even noticed until our dealer informed us that while we were being cutoff five redcoats (security guards) had formed a wall behind us. They then offered us Coffee or water to calm us down, I told them I wanted mine black nine sugars and hot like the kind they throw on people’s faces in Turkey. And that was our cue to leave, we tried to eat but everything was closed so we ordered room service Steak and Eggs for each of us and a bottle of Crown for the room. I guess room service didn’t get the message.
The last place on my list will be the now infamous plane incident. Some people have heard this story, but for all the new readers here we go. It was on my way back from China and as well all know drinks on International flights are free. So S. Beamin was going in on the plane. Laughing drinking two bottles of Jim Beam at the same time. Well this mixed with me coming off an all night bender; being seated a few rows from my friends and an Ambien frenzy led to some antics. Antics not being asshole just antics, so when the old bitch stewardess cut me off I was pissed. I then proceeded to trick younger stewardesses to bring me more drinks, which pissed the old hag off even more. I then had my friends order drinks for me, but when a young female orders her second Whiskey straight within the last ten minutes people get suspicious. I quickly caught the mean glance from the old bitch, who came up and told me she knew what I was doing and she was going to put a stop to it. I figured I would do some other ignorant shit, because we were thirty thousand feet in the air and she couldn’t do shit to me. Seriously what was she going to do move me to confinement area, I was already fucking confined, because I had no liquor. I think I was really pissed off, because I was supposed to fuck this chick on the plane, but they separated us on the return instead of sitting us together like on the incoming flight.
Well there go some of the best moments of me getting cutoff or kicked out of places. Next time I’ll give some good bar, club, restaurant, and boat stories. There is also one at a hotel, but they all seem more appropriate for another day.

- S. Beamin