Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Tales of Chivas Part Two: Dastardly Acts

Chivas Tales part two
Today I will bring you a tale of despair from Chivas, the ruiner. This tale includes betrayal and sabotage that would become synonymous with Chivas. Being the type of guy Chivas is he loves to party and when you love to party if you can’t find one you throw one. So this is where this tale begins, being the summer Chivas was currently hanging out with some of his summer friends. Now what is a summer friend well it’s a person you know, but don’t really know until one summer when you both hangout and form a friendship that will probably not last pass August.
Well Chivas’ summer friend had a girlfriend who we could all say was pretty attractive. She seemed to have eyes for Chivas and that’s all it takes for a guy like Chivas who doesn’t really care about right and wrong. Well through the night the flirting continued and by the time the night ended everyone was too drunk to get home so Chivas offered up his home to his guest. Chivas of course retires to his room, his brother to the parental units room, extra friend to the guest rooms, and Summer Friend and his chick too his brothers room. The problem with this is that those rooms are connected by just a bathroom.
Sometime during the night the young lady snick into Chivas’ room, not being a guy to say no Chivas opened his bed to the young lady. What followed was a night of drunken sex and betrayal known by few, actually not really because there is a show called Cheaters on TV. Before the sun came up to spare his Summer Friend’s feelings he had his girl slink back to his brother’s room to sleep the few minutes of the night left away.
The problem with Chivas is that he really is a true down to the bone asshole. So the next morning as he heard the shower going he sneaks into his brother’s room. As he suspected he finds her their in the bed while her boyfriend showers for the day to come. Chivas never missing an opportunity proceeded to slip into the bed for an early morning quickie to as he put it knock down his morning wood (pause). Finishing just before her man came out of the shower he stayed in the bed and proceeded to have a conversation with his Summer Friend before he and his girlfriend left with him none the wiser.
Chivas continued to hangout with his Summer Friend having a goodtime and not worrying about a thing. This you see is how Chivas rolls and the world should just get used to it.

- S. Beamin

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