Heavy Vee...Enough Said

These clips were inspired by me being forced to watch America's Got Talent by my special lady friend. I am really lost for words. I hope that you find humor in this like I did. Heavy Vee you are pure entertainment, but I feel propelled to offer you some advice that I would give any corpulent woman. Since you like dancing so much, you should take up Tabao. I assure you within 2 months time, you will see results. I meant that in the best possible way. On a lighter note, I do believe that you will inspire a nation. A nation in which any BBW (corpulent chick) can walk into a club and out dance the fittest chick in the club. A nation in which any BBW can order every item on the menu at McDonalds, Taco Bell, Burger King, Wendy's, Sonics, Jack in a Box, White Castle, and the list can go on, without people looking at them strange. A nation in which a BBW can pay for only one airplane ticket, when they take up two seats. A nation in which a BBW can walk into Wal-Mart and use the scooters for the elderly to shop. With that being said, I think that you should apply to be the spokesperson for your people. In actuality, I think you should pursue the MC thing. I truly wish you the best in some way, shape, form, or some sh*t like that. Take care and reach for the cheeseburgers.

-Uncle Booze