As the captain of the Battle Ship S. Beamin I sometime steer this ship and it's passengers into some shaky water. And to be honest with you this whole Yellow Fever thing has been one of those times. I got caught up in all the greatness that was Maggie Q, Lucy Lu, and others of that ilk. I was wrapped up in their slender frames and newfound T&A, it seemed like everything was coming together in a lovely Oriental doll. Then you mix in those arcane stereotypes like them being submissive, living to serve their man and doing things that young independent women no longer do these days. I must admit when I look back on it I might have been a little naive.
First lets be honest I’ve been running through a few Asian broads, and to be forthright I’m pretty much out of options in this college town. You know what I found none of them actually encompass all of the things I wrote about earlier. They may have one or two of the qualities, but none of them happened to be the complete package. What I actually found out was that the thing I was truly missing was these chicks are freaks.
Being S. Beamin I’ve never been one to shy away from new and exciting things, but I had to look at the path I was walking down. So I did some research into what some of these chicks were into when they felt really comfortable and free. These bitches are wild son I’m talking Woo Kemosabie we need to take a step back here. These chicks are into some freaky ass club shit. You see those Go-Go dancers at the clubs here is just the tip of the ice berg, over there I’ve seen chicks dressed in military gear, Sailor Moon costumes, and even Garfield. Yes I was in the club with Mother Fuckin Garfield getting loose. The thing I didn't know was that they have clubs in Japan where dudes just watch chicks swim around in blue water and bathe and shit. You see that video SARS mask, pastes, brown knee socks, and choreographed dancing. Seriously this shit makes little to no sense to your boy. She just mixed two elements sexy, with one element weird, and one creepy. That does not make for a good mix according to your boy. That happens to be the one thing I can't get over with this freaky Asian shit, is the creepy factor. This one Asian chick brought me over to watch a movie, being S Dot I thought I might have to watch some lovely dubby shit to get to the ass getting, well not so fast my friend. This chick put in what seemed like an anime cartoon, which was weird, but then that shit turned on me, because it was porn. Yeah cartoons fucking is what got her in the mood.
I'll let you know now your boy was not running up in those guts directly after watching two round eyes cartoon characters fuck each others brains out. So I asked her what else she was into thinking maybe we could work pass this Hentai as she called it and find some normal shit, boy was I wrong. She brought out some freaky shit that was blowing my mind, but the thing that tipped the iceberg was tentacle porn or Tentacle rape as she called it. Yeah I’m talking Octopuses and other sea life sucking on chicks, needless to say I had never seen anything like that and I’ve seen a lot. I of course took one for the team and let her do a bunch of freaky shit to me throughout the night, showered and never called again.
I think that night has pretty much broken that Yellow Fever fantasy I had rolling, but I am heading back home in a couple of weeks so who knows. More than likely I’ll fall back into old habits, but you know these redheads have been creeping on to the radar lately. -S. Beamin
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