Tales of Chivas part Three First ticket

Chivas started his days of debauchery in his formative years giving the world an easy excuse to why he act the way he does. This story is about the first time Chivas ever got a ticket for drinking. As we all know, there are arcane laws the young people of America must follow. Well, Chivas decided that tonight was the night to party and it was going to be epic.

The first thing Chivas did was concocting a half lie to tell his parents about where he was going and why he wouldn’t be returning until the next night. With his simple going to the beach, the next day story he was off and ready to get hammered. Seeing as his boy Bartender Bob had already had a party the night before, that Chivas had missed, it was time to make up for lost opportunities. The party started for Chivas a little earlier than other guest as he ran through a 12 pack per his pre party ritual.

According to Chivas, this is where the tale gets blurry as the concoction of drinks and pills had him rolling. Chivas remembers running around five games of quarters and three epic games of anchorman. After a crushing defeat to his Al’s Girlfriend in the last game of Anchorman, our boy Chivas moved onto the Greenery. Knocking back some bowls of green mellowed out Chivas, but as he knew before hand the mix of booze and weed were going to be his downfall.

This is where the night took a turn for it’s worst. The actions of Chivas and some of his friends were about to come back and haunt them. I mean haunt them they did in the form of 12 guys from a rival high school and their buddy who had just joined the local NFL franchise. Not that the type of dudes they were wasn’t problem enough, they came equipped with bats. After chasing down some partygoers and putting it to them, the fight turned into a brawl on the street. Chivas in his drunken state moved directly to his car where his simply repeated the phrase “Don’t hit my car!” As usual the cops were soon called, as all out brawls aren’t common occurrences in the burbs.

According to Chivas, he came out of his blackout in the bathroom and it was puking time. That’s right Chivas went on a puking rally that he says filled up the toilet, which then meant he moved directly to the bathtub which he quickly filled up halfway. What he forgot during this time of joy was the Police who were outside waiting on him.

When they finally got him outside to question him Chivas was his usual uncooperative self. According to him, the questioning went like this. Officer: “How much have you had to drink?” Chivas: “About three or four dude.” Officer: “Honestly sir how many have you had tonight?” Dumb Chick “ Don’t lie to him Chivas!” Chivas: “ Shut the fuck up, puke!” Yep Chivas proceeded to puke all over the officer’s shoes, easy to say tickets were written and parents were called. This story ended with 200 dollars worth of tickets, a year of deferred adjudication, and two weeks of being grounded by his folks. Hey just another day in the life of our boy Chivas.

- S. Beamin