Whew my boy really dodged the bullet on this one it seems. What am I talkin about well i'm Just talkin about my favorite Alaskan Red Neck Levi Johnston. Yeah thats the same Levi that knocked up on of those Palin kids I think Bristol. Side not you name your child after the place where they tape ESPN and she was a girl damn you are creative or a hillbilly. Palin family you are officially on renewed warning from S. Beamin.
Back to my boy Levi how happy can he be that he doesn't have to deal with this circus come election time. Did you see how out of place my boy looked when they suited him up and brought him to the convention. My boy looked like they had locked up his guns and dirt bikes, then took his life time supply of dip away. To make matters worse not only was he going to be a teenage father, because Choice don't live here, but he was going to have to marry this broad. Are you serious dude they were going to strap u to a ball and chain in Alaska just so your soon to be mother in law ,who you will hate, could win higher office. So the true story of Juno has ended in shambles like it usually does in real life. So Levi get ready to cut them Child Support checks out of whatever lumber you cut or dog mushing money you get. Hey kid there is good and bad in each situation, you sure should claim this as a win.Now Take one final look at the fake couple and remember the days when people actually believed they would live happily ever after.
-S. Beamin
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