Line Stepping since 1985

A Habitual Line Stepper- One who displays an adamant passion for crossing metaphorical lines of deplorable behavior, coarse commentary, and is a champion of divisive altercations. Subject often exercises no apparent regard for the consequences of the aforementioned actions, making the only acceptable retaliation, reprimands of brute inexplicable physical force. (Examples include: Bruce Lee bicycle kicks into Large Glass Mirrors, Head Slaps onto Bar Table Counters, and/or Annihilation of the Torso and Low body features resulting in the lines steppers legs looking like they were ran over with an GMC Yukon Denali.)

Greetings Booze Lovers ,

I am the one and only “Habitual Line Stepper”, here to contribute a contentious perspective, thought provoking idioms, and hilarious anecdotes of single man lore to the viewers of uncleboozepresents.blogspot.com. The definition above says it all. Nothing is off limits in the thoughts, opinions, and rhetoric of “Line Stepping methodology”. I've been line stepping for 24 years now, and in addition to that not being depressing, I've learned allot of things along the way. Only a person who's truly crossed the line habitually, could have experienced half of the things I have. And you know what? I wouldn't have it any other way. Shit, It's been a wild ass ride!!!!! And you know what,this is only the beginning!! I've had 8760 days of line stepping, and there's going to be 8760 days more. Despite this fact, I can't go on this next ride alone. I don't want to experience another second let alone another 210,000 hours without someone to tell about the crazy exploits that are a line stepper's existence. Which has led me to this Blog.

I want to share this journey with you, the "LOVERS of BOOZE.Because not only do you all share the appreciation of the sweet Nectar that is DRANK with me, research has shown that 77.9% of all line stepping occurs when people are peer pressured by a conglomerate of ridiculous drunkards anyway. (See example to your right) So with that said, let's take a ride, down the "Line Crossing Blvd." and see where this road of debauchery takes us. And In the end,(if you're still breathing and haven't caught any genital burning diseases) hopefully you won't just look at line stepping as a life altering decision, but also as a hilarious way to start the weekend. My first offering will be coming soon, and will delve into a Friday night in the life of a line stepper extraordinaire. I'll preface the post by posing one simple question.

"Have you ever Been Eye Fucked?"

Sincerely,

HLSE

(Habitual Line Stepper Extraordinaire)