Yeezy You Have Gone Too Far

Ok first I'm a Kanye fan I been rollin with dude since Through the Wire was a leak. Yeah I'm talkin Jesus Walks was a snippet and didn't come out for the next four months. So let me say today I was just bombard by too much foolishness from one man. Dude I rolled with 808s and Heartbreaks I even liked the album and defended Ye when his live performances sucked, but today was just too much.

My dude look at you, you're wearing a Canadian Tuxedo, damn at least you didn't matched the denim so you didn't commit fashion suicide. Ok ladies and gentlemen I think we can all agree Ye is not singing, dude is simply yelling into a machine. This is American Idol first off I don't watch American Karaoke, because the shit is dumb no one ever does shit off it anyway. It is American Karaoke though, you have to be able to sing that is what they judge peeps on, how you gonna run out there and give them kids false hope Ye.

Look at this shit above yes the Air Yeezy's these are supposed to have been some of the dopest kicks out this year. Ye had kids hyped since before the Grammys I'm talking dudes swearing they had the hookup and would have them first. So first Nike hits us with the three colorways they're dropping I had no hope for the Blacks so easy pass, then they F*ucked up the Greys to no end, but the Tan were my beacon of hope strike one . What happens next I get the price tag $215, you talking dollars yo not Rubles, American not Canadian the pass button is damn near pushed now strike two. Then came the third strike the actual pictures of the Grey model, come on Ye I thought you were a high class dude the quality on those shoes is bush league at best, step your game up. It looks like my denim would bleed and kill these and if not I would walk through them in three wears even with my 130 shoes rotation. I know quality and that is not quality.

You would think buddy would quit right there, but no today was a day to take it to the max for our boy Ye. Mr. Martin Louis King Jr thought it would be cool to drop his Kanye LV prices on us. Dude your base price is $840 I'm rockin $400 Gucci kicks and i think you lost your cotton picking mind. Dude you got one pair going for $1140, Ye there is a recession going on out there, and between us them bad boys ain't that nice. I was talkin about getting a pair of those khaki or red Dune inspired lows for the hell of it. This is S. Beamin saying he was ready to lay down around 450 dollars to have a laugh, no Ye now you are having a laugh $870 for them shit is ridiculous. You are getting ridiculous my dude.

Thank God she gotta ass on her Ye or this would be a knockout for you. Lets take inventory of the shit that is going wrong first the chick is bald. I'm not talkin short Toni Braxton used to be hella sexy in the 90's I can get passed it cause she got a cute face today short. No my friends I'm talkin Demi Moore G.I. Jane short, what did the try to drown this chick in basic training. Second chick used to be a stripper, now I reside in Tallahassee home of I fell in Love with a Stripper T-Pain and I love a good pole worker as much as the next man so it's a little less dubious for me. Side note Tallahassee has no strip clubs hence this shit is terrible. Back to the situation at hand though Ye you got money step your class game up.

And finally she used to scissor chicks, yeah i'm talkin full out her girlfriend looked tougher than some dudes on campus. I'm not saying there is anything wrong with that, but I watch the L Word you can't save them they don't want to be saved. If she let you get down with her and a chick I like most guys salute you, but you don't take pictures together, because it's not real.
So in conclusion Ye you got talent, you have some style, but for the sake of your people step your game up.

-S. Beamin