Monday, March 9, 2009

From G's to Gents....to Whiners

Reality TV has really gone to another level this year. MTV has a show in its second season, "From G's to Gents." Okay. I must agree that it is good to see people better themselves on national TV, but they are learning this from a guy who people think is suspect, questionable, or ________(you fill in the word). American irony at its best. Look at the pics below. "A little excessive" is an understatement. Talk about going over the deep end. What grown @ss man gets hand bags to match the his hat. What is the f*cking world coming to.

The show is clearly a hoax. These guys cannot learn being a Gent from Bentley. The reality TV King of VH1 FLAVA FLAV has a better chance of helping these tools become Gents. If you look at the show, some of them are moving toward the wrong direction in their quest to become Gents. Macho, a self proclaimed G, sobbed like a little girl who didn’t get her pony for Christmas. Real G's don't cry. More importantly, grown men don't cry.

Uncle Booze gives this Macho character 3 empty beer cans (another rating system I just made up). I " ju jus just wan want the wa wa world to kna know" (in my whining Macho voice) how much of a poser you really are. I know dudes that hang on my old block that would definitely let you know what a real G is you f*king panzy. You are indeed the anti-epitome of a G. Good day Whiner and choose another life style for the sake of all humanity.

-Uncle Booze

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